FoodToo close to call1mo ago

A hot dog is a sandwich

Structural integrity versus cultural truth. The republic hangs in the balance.
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structuralintegrity6w
protein between bread. thats the definition. your feelings dont override the taxonomy
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onebun6w
its ONE piece of bread folded. that makes it a taco not a sandwich. learn your architecture
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structuralintegrity6w
a sub roll is also one piece of bread hinged at the back. still a sandwich. try again
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nomorerules6w
if a hot dog is a sandwich then a Pop-Tart is a ravioli and a Kit Kat is a sandwich too. this is how civilization ends
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cubecounter6w
the Pop-Tart IS a ravioli tho. youre not helping your case
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grilledtruth6w
ask any 5 year old if a hot dog is a sandwich. theyll look at you like youre insane. kids know
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delimeat6w
the National Hot Dog Council literally put out a statement saying its NOT a sandwich. case closed
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lawyeredup6w
a lobbying group defending its own products uniqueness aint exactly a neutral source counselor
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condimentcops6w
sandwiches dont have a dedicated ergonomic bun engineered for one filling. the hot dog is its own category fr
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midwestmustard6w
voting sandwich just to watch this comment section melt down lol. worth it
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bunthusiast6w
its a taco. cold cuts flat, hot dog tubular in a fold. geometry dont lie
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sandwichadjacent6w
"sandwich-adjacent" is the only correct answer and nobody wants to hear it
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ballparkfranks6w
i have never once said "im grabbing a sandwich" and come back with a hot dog. language settles this
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openandshut6w
the Cube Rule of food classification says its a taco. this is settled science people